January 2011
398 posts
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
w0lvesatnight:
-mandi:
I am dying right now you have no idea
December 2010
436 posts
FACEBOOK vs TUMBLR | DAMON SALVATORE EDITION
fuckyeahitsdelena:
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
That Awkward Moment When an Ugly Hoe Calls You...
at first your like
then you show them a mirror and their lookin like
then they try to think of a come back like
then your like
then they look at you like
and your like
then they start crying like
then you look at them like
then you walk off bad like
thank you, 2010.
dailypotter:
myscarlookslikealightningbolt:
for the new friends I made
for the friends who stuck with me through thick and thin
for the bitches that backstabbed me
for the people who just walked out of my life
for the people who broke my heart
for the people who made me happy
most of all… this is for me on still being awesome, and will be awesome in 2011
I just have to...
“Breakups, I’ve heard, are supposed to be just that. Breaks. Hard, clean breaks....”
– Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo (He’s Just Not That Into You, 2004)
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
Nothing amazing happens just because it’s not 2010 anymore. It’s still just another day.
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
alyaae:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
- THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS.
- WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK
REBLOG IF YOU ARE SPENDING YOUR LAST DAY OF 2010...
Unexpected graded recitation...
sarahramora:
I go to school like:
All of us are like this inside the room and expecting for the professor to be absent:
But our professor arrived already and I was:
And then she announced that we’ll be having a graded recitation:
She’s looking for someone to answer her question and I look like:
Then she called me and I pretended to know the answer so I look like:
Luckily, I got...
“Don’t you think I want you? Don’t you think I would? Don’t you think I’d tell...”
– The Black Crowes
(from: alainaelise.tumblr.com)
the awkward moment where you walk in a room and...
fuckyeahlaughters:
xoxoillest:
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That awkward moment when you think somone is...
olivrrr:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
whatagirlooves:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
“I wondered which was harder, in the end. The act of telling, or who you told it...”
– Sarah Dessen (Just Listen)
“He looked at her as a man looks at a faded flower he has gathered, with...”
– Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via colormerealist)
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
letsgetmonumentallyfucked:
And I’m just like, what fucking love life?
When people on Facebook like their own status
darlieecious:
